DOGROY interviews James Cadden, co-host of comedy podcast Brian & James Fuck Each Other

Top row from left: Ross “Ignorant” Brunton, Jason Brennan, James Cadden, Selma Page, Brian O’Toole, Kevin Larney.

Bottom row from left: DOGROY (ready to Valentine a bitch)

Shplain who y'are.

I’m a comedian of sorts

What are ya at?

A pub in Mullingar, I think

Where'd ya come outta?

Monaghan

What brings ya to these here parts? (Columbia bar, Mullingar)

Comedy and free pints

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

It's better than Monaghan, just about

What's yer greatest crime?

Driving sober

What's yer weapon of choice?

SSRI medication

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Torturing and killing people who made me do interviews

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.