Dogroy interviews comedian Ava Devaney

Ava's first ever gig, alongside Dogroy (holding the MullingArse Award), Ross “Ignorant” Brunton, Mark Cahill and Kevin Doyle

Shplain who y'are.

A borderline alcoholic you’ll find crouched in various corners of Columbia

What brings ya to these here parts?

The pints

What's yer weapon of choice?

Dogroy's uncut toe nails

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Gotten a UTI

What is your favourite poo?

The one wipe wonder

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Does holding hands count?

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Takin Dogroy's Mother out for a pint and a fingerin

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

My reflection

Attack: Calling people a dirty tramp

Defence: Saying “jk”

Power: Regaining virginity

Fear: Dogroy’s dick cheese collection

Smell: Stale pints

Wealth: €0.13

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Some bush, good thing I’ve always wanted to go exploring

Length of willy or husband's willy:

I’ll let you know when I find him

How d'ya expect te die?

A good aul ride

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Dogroy's Mother's tits

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.