DOGROY interviews comedian Mike Kingston

Shplain who y'are

Hi im Mike, film maker, entertainment engineer. Actor human ish person typle lad. Pronoun Beyblade

What brings ya to these here parts?

Fame and fortune, general outlet for thought.

What's yer greatest crime?

Harassment

What's yer weapon of choice?

WIT! and extendable baton for lippy pricks!

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

set fire to a car , and emotionally havin a wee baby awwww :P

What is your favourite poo?

Work poos cos you literally get paid to defecate

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Fota Wildlife Park Cork

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

2 ways either making all education and healthare free progressing toward an idyllic society or just pure MEGA HITLER 2 and just dictator the shit out of it like Pol Pot on meth. Growing so fat from gluttony and riddled with disease from lavish over endulgance. All goals of society will be oriented toward the nourishment of my ego. Hail me hail me hail me . Or ill bate ya

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

My own mother being dragged under waves and almost dying and my house fire. Also learning about the debilitating effects of Alzheimer's and Dementia on the human psyche .... spooky

Attack: VERBAL ASSAULT

I will crush you with my words and if that doesnt work I'll bite your face cunt , and rip yer larynx out with me vampire nails. You pussyhole

Defence: "I was nowhere near the area at the time of the incident I swear"

Power: 230V AC EU STANDARD current. I do convert to 110 and others on holiday but i wouldnt like it year round. and IMAGINATION

Fear: Slow decaying brain disease which alters your reality and memories until a shell of the person which once was, slips away unaware of anything they held precious its like a death before dying, GRIM

Smell: WOOD eu de toilet from lidl , ganja , sweat , balls smell sometimes feet stink and ass stench. Other than that lovely.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

6 1/2 inch. MY HUSBAND HAS MICROPENIS

How d'ya expect te die?

Hit by a drunk driver

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

∞

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.