DoOGROY interviews comedian Josh Murtagh

Sphlain who y'are

Free range comic from the fresh fields of Monaghan

What brings ya to these here parts?

Phone died and just kept walking

What's yer greatest crime?

Put my feet on the seats on Irish rail train, no politely worded sign is going to tell me what to do

What's yer weapon of choice?

A joint and the bongo, Come on brotha make peace not war

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Once told a told a cow to shut up and she did, later try on a sheep and he say fuck off yaaa baaastard

What is your favourite poo?

The "Thank Christ I made it" poo

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Getting my nipple sucked, boy lives in style

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Once met a man from Galway that tingles spines for the price of a pint and a 5 star review on TripAdvisor

Attack: Solid 79 but can't head the ball for shite

Defence: Best defence is attack so I refer you to my previous answer

Power: 36 some would guess 37 but others .....35

Fear: Ah but what Is fear but fear itself also sharks

Smell: Why do you ask do I need a shower?

Wealth: Aw sure your health is your wealth and if your measuring it by mental health, I'm in debt

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Why? Is she asking for me?

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Depends how happy he is to see you

How d'ya expect te die?

Accidentally

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

The shape is the great and powerful Dogroy, all bow to Dogroy

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.